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Time Machines

'All time machine systems nominal ... T-minus ten ... eleven ...'
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Girls and Boys

To get more knowledge
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Integration by Parts

If you can manage to choose u and v such that u = v = x, then the answer is just (1/2)x^2, which is easy to remember. Oh, and add a '+C' or you'll get yelled at.
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Authorization

Before you say anything, no, I know not to leave my computer sitting out logged in to all my accounts. I have it set up so after a few minutes of inactivity it automatically switches to my brother's.
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Silence

All music is just performances of 4'33
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Geologist

'It seems like it's still alive, Professor.' 'Yeah, a big one like this can keep running around for a few billion years after you remove the head.
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All Adobe Updates

ALERT: Some pending mandatory software updates require version 21.1.2 of the Oracle/Sun Java(tm) JDK(tm) Update Manager Runtime Environment Meta-Updater, which is not available for your platform.
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Subways

About one in three North American subway stops are in NYC.
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Flowchart

The way out is to use the marker you have to add a box that says 'get a marker' to the line between you and 'start', then add a 'no' line from the trap box to 'end'.
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Stratigraphic Record

All we have are these stupid tantalizing zircons and the scars on the face of the Moon.
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